Super Duper Tuesday!

Today is so super, I even added an extra "duper" to it. It is my first time (as a freshly-minted US Citizen) to exercise my right to vote, and I am so excited about it, super duper excited, if I might add. As a registered Democrat, I will be choosing between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, as to who will represent the party in the Presidential election that will commence in the fall (super duper excited about tha too!).

Here's an artist rendition of the super duper-ness:

Stay tuned.

America... F*@k Yeah!

Last week was a momentous time in my American life. It was a day that would live in infamy... it was the day that I became a...

US CITIZEN
(cue: "patriotic" music)

I got to say this:

I guess it's a good thing. I mean, Uncle Sam's been taking my money for the last couple of years anyway, so might as well be a naturalized citizen and get in other countries without paying for tourist visas. Yay! Now, if I can only find a way to make more money so I can travel. I am an American now, and I live in America, and one's dreams come true in America, right? Right?

I am America --- if Dr. Colbert says so!

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